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Reasons to go see Snakes on a Plane while it’s still in theaters:

1. The dialogue is better than “Revenge of the Sith’s”
2. Popcorn tastes better with cheese
3. Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t in the movie
4. Transexuals from Transylvania told you to do it
5. You already know how “World Trade Center” ends
6. Snakes have eaten your motherf*cking brain
7. Even movie pirates refuse to steal it
8. “Indiana Jones 4″ will never be made
9. So you can understand all these inside jokes
10. Samuel L. Jackson - need we say more?

Some of these are a bit off... like 4 and 7, but 9 and 10 are dead-on. GO SEE SNAKES ON A PLANE!!

via bLaugh